I just started working on some new stuff - NGINXFORUMS.
Nginx is a new http performance server, and it really rocks, it’s small, easy to config, and it works very nice. Every benchmark shows that its performance over apache is way higher.
So, check it out
The support there is unofficial, but hopefully we will […]

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Permission denied: /home/USERNAME/public_html/.htaccess pcfg_openfile: unable to check htaccess file, ensure it is readable
for fix, follow the procedure below:
cd ~USERNAME
chmod a+rx public_html

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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the “Birds and the Bees”. ‘I don’t want to know,’ the child said, bursting into tears. ‘Promise me you won’t tell me.’ Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, When I was six, I got the “There’s no Easter Bunny” speech. […]

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Un urs la farmacie:
- 50 de prezervative va rog.
Doi iepurasi in spatele lui isi dadeau coate si radeau de el.
Ursu’ se intoarce, se uita crunt la ei, se intoarce la farmacist si zice:
- 52!

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Un individ cu un caine intra intr-un bar. Comanda o bere si zice:
- Am un caine foarte destept!
Dupa cateva minute:
- Cainele meu este cel mai inteligent!
Lumea din jur se uita deja urat la el. Paharul s-a umplut de tot cand el afirma:
- Cainele meu vorbeste!
- Dar, bine, omule, ne crezi tampiti?! Cum sa vorbeasca un […]

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Ieri am fost la Disneyland aici in HK. Super frumos, no comment. Anyway, de ce nu am scris extended despre vacanta? Pentru ca o fac dupa 28, cand ajung back in Cehia, momentan i just do stuff.
Acum plecam la Ocean Park, sa ne dam pe o tona de bullshituri care exista acolo.
Nu am […]

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Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air. But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings. Mary […]

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Un tip se duce intr-un restaurant si o intreaba pe ospatarita:
- Ce imi recomandati astazi?
- Chilli, spune ea, dar domnul de linga dv. a luat ultima portie.
- Bine, atunci voi bea doar o cafea.
In timp ce astepta cafeaua, il vede pe cel de linga el ca terminase de mincat, dar in fata lui mai era […]

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Am ajuns in Hong Kong.
Destul de simpatic, o sa scriu mai multe. chestia importanta e ca electronicele sunt la jumatate de pret aici, fata de europa.
Laptopurile …. maxim 1400 $ si configuratii care le-am gasit la 2800 prin cehia & ro.
O sa scriu mai multe cand ajung acasa
cheers.

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Un sofer de tir intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune: - Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa si nasoala femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mincare de la bucatarie. […]

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