Signs that you are too drunk would be…
filed in Fun Stuff on Feb.04, 2008
* You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
* You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
* Job interfering with your drinking.
* Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
* Career won’t progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
* The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
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