That’s right bitch

Daca nu am timp de posturi lungi si cu intelesuri educative, nu inseamna ca nu am timp de putin fun ==>

Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said “Okay Dad, time for bed”. Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with “That’s right bitch, I’m your daddy, I’ll show you in bed”. FML