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:)) « Nietzsche a murit — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:44:40 +0000

[...] ) By Ciresica MaMeMiMoMu Leave a Comentariu�Comentarii Categories: Uncategorized # When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory …. I don’t remember what I chose. # Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. # A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. # Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’ # There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together. # Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. # There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. # Virginity can be cured. # Virginity is not dignity, it’s just a lack of opportunity. # Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. # I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. # Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. # Q: What’s an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. # A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing. # Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t. # Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes. HERE [...]

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Cand toate merg naspa… « WaTzaP — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:59:46 +0000

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WhiteWolf — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:28:09 +0000

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