Maica Glafira si maica Serafima se intorceau la manastire cu masina cu alimente. Deodata pe parbriz a sarit un vampir mic. Maicile nu s-au pierdut cu firea cu una cu doua. - Da cu stergatoarele, da cu stergatoarele, striga maica Serafima. Vampirul a fost scuturat putin de lamela, dar s-a prins si mai bine de geam, ranjind la ele. - Foloseste stropitorul, am pus in el apa sfintita. Ud leoarca, vampirul isi arata coltii, iar apa sfintita nu-si face efectul. - Incearca cu crucea, incearca cu crucea, striga maica Glafira. Maica Serafima, deschide geamul, scoate capul afara si incepe sa gesticuleze spre vampir: - Da-te jos de acolo, tu’ti crucea ma-tii !!!

Thanks You know who

Eu: maine imi iau minge de baschet
Eu: ca am teren jos
Eu: :))
Eu: dupa 2 ani observ si eu
Eu: :))
scobee: :)))))))

Tipul ofertei	Full-time
Nivel cariera	Facultate
Denumirea firmei	Absolute IT Solutions
Tara	Romania
Oras(e)	Galati, Chisinau, Braila
Domeniile ofertei	Software/Tehnologii, IT Hardware
Data introducerii	2008-02-22

Descrierea firmei:

Absolute IT Solutions, a Microsoft Certified Gold Partner and IBM Business Partner, is a U.S. based company with operations in North America and Europe with over 10 years experience delivering enterprise software solutions for fields as diverse as logistics, transportation, human resources, manufacturing, finance, accounting, and customer relations.

Descrierea postului:

Our company is a global leader in beer drinking with many participations in most prestigious world beer contests.
We’re looking for people who likes beer, football and parties.
Requirements
The perfect candidate must:
1. be able to drink at least 10 liters of beer each day
2. be a Beer Certified Professional or held a related college degree
3. be able to provide at least 2 references from bars, pubs or clubs
4. be able to name at least 20 major brands of beer in less then 20 seconds
5 be able to carry 10 liters of beer to the 2nd floor in less then 20 seconds
6. be able to dance specially on tables
7. be able to say “Dude, where is my beer?” in at least 5 foreign languages
8. have a medical certificate showing that the psychical condition to cope with above mentioned working environment
Please send CV to ro-office@absoluteitsolutions.com and a picture with you drinking your favorite beer.

PS: Must know Visual Studio.NET

http://www.bestjobs.ro/locuri-de-munca-programatori/76108/2

Wow am facut maraton aseara, 400 pagini in 3 ore.

Am fost sa cumpar carti, si am luat Michael Crichton - Prey, si Isaac Asimov … am uitat titlul, pentru ca nush pe unde am pus-o si nu am apucat sa o iau azi spre work sa o citesc.

Anyway, Prey a fost mult prea tare. La un laborator in desert, fac nanoboti, pentru a-i folosi pe post de camere de luat vederi indestructibile, partea nasoala e cand nanobotii incep sa se reproduca, si sa invete si vor sa faca simbioza cu oamenii.

Pur si simplu nu am putut sa o mai las din maini, so here i am sleepy, dar happy

Un moldovean, un oltean si un ardelean stateau la un foc de tabara si se laudau. - moldoveanul: acu’ 2 saptamani a coborat un urs de pe munte si a atacat oile la stana, a rupt cainii… am sarit la el, ne-am luptat, da’ l-am omorat cu mainile goale… - olteanul: ma, eram la coasa si a sarit din ierburi o vipera sa ma muste… am prins-o in zbor, am decapitat-o cu o muscatura, si i-am scuipat capul dooj’ da metri mai incolo… - ardeleanul nu zicea nimica, numa’ statea tacut acolo avand grija sa nu se stinga focul. Din cand in cand mai rascolea jaratecul cu pula…

* You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
* You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
* Job interfering with your drinking.
* Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
* Career won’t progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
* The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
* Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
* 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
* Two hands and just one mouth… - now THAT’S a drinking problem!
* You can focus better with one eye closed.
* The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
* Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
* Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
* Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
* At AA meetings you begin: “Hi, my name is… uh…”
* Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
* You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
* The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…

Primit leapsa, de la Lywyu, o dau mai departe :)) dar m-am facut de ras.

52 words

Leapsa merge la ProgramareSociala, Groparu !!!, si Minte Creata wassup girl?

sorry dewd, nu ma pot abtine

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message

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exception

java.lang.NullPointerException
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	org.blojsom.filter.PermalinkFilter.doFilter(PermalinkFilter.java:207)
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note The full stack trace of the root cause is available in the Apache Tomcat/5.5.20 logs.

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Apache Tomcat/5.5.20

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.”

The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”

Leapsa de la Kinky

1)Marimea conteaza?
Se zice ca: “It’s not the size of the boat, is the motion of the ocean!” (haha, who are you kidding with?)
2) Numar de parteneri/partenere?
Destule
3)Pozitie preferata?
doggy
4)esec?
nop, still works.
5)angelina jolie sau jessica alba? Brad pitt sau orlando bloom?
get serious
5)alina plugaru sau bambola?
cine-i una, si cine-i ailalta?