A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. “This is fantastic,” thought the gentleman. “I’m really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he’ll ask me for assistance.”

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with the letters ‘u-n-t?’”

Only one word leapt to mind…

“My goodness,” thought the gentleman, “I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another word.”

The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt’.”

“Of course,” said the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”

O femeie nu voia sa-si marite fata cu Abdul.

Incercand sa-l faca sa se razgandeasca, ii spune: - Daca vrei sa te mariti cu fiica mea, adu-i un Mertzan.

- Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul aduce Mertzan!

Aduce Abdul Mertzanul, mama, disperata, incearca din nou : - Fata mea nu se marita cu tine decat daca o sa aiba vile la munte si la mare.

- Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul cumpara vile !

Cumpara Abdul vile, mamei ii vine o ultima idee : - Fata mea nu poate sa se marite decat cu cineva care o are de 30 de centimetri !

- Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul mai taie

[13:10] master_xss: Buna,ziua ne scuzati ca deranjam,calculand viteza intermediara a soarelui cu cea perpendiculara pe axa paralelipipedica a lunii observam ca radacina patrata a numitorului comun din inmultire este radical din 9 adica 3 ,ne puteti acorda 20 secunde
[13:11] jugithamugi: huh?
[13:11] master_xss: am o mica intrebare la adresa ta, tinere voiajor intr-ale vietii , te rog sa-mi acorzi cateva secunde
[13:12] master_xss: am impresia ca, simptomatic, idiosincrazia dilematica isi reverbereaza atenuant ecourile absconse protoarmonice din spatele semitranscendent si disonant al obscurantismului incandescent de sorginte medievala, capsuland filonul crepuscular sincretic si aluziv metempsihotic al transmigratiei alchimice inspre circumvolutiunile interioare ale epocii istorice care tind sa formeze adevarate supape paleontologice inspre propensiunea paradigmelor de orientare paseista tind sa ne acapareze…in legatura cu acest subiect am mai consultat cateva persoane, si am vrut sa aflu si parerea ta, stimate !
[13:12] master_xss: Sunteti de acord?
[13:16] jugithamugi: nu sunt de acord,
[13:16] jugithamugi: viata ii frumoasa
[13:16] jugithamugi: tre doar sa vezi jumatatea plina
[13:16] jugithamugi:
[13:16] master_xss: nca nu am cunostinte despre acesta si ti-as aduce gratitudine daca m-ai putea ajuta in aceasta problema multilateral dezvoltata
[13:17] jugithamugi: cacat cred ca am citit aiurea
[13:17] master_xss: “viata ii frumoasa” alt raspuns interesant care, cred ca ne va tine treji atat din punct de vedere fizic cat si din punct de vedere mental si paraclismic !
[13:17] jugithamugi: 2 sec
[13:17] jugithamugi: mindfucking phrase
[13:17] jugithamugi: da nu imposibila
[13:17] jugithamugi:
[13:17] master_xss: si, eul meu epic ma intriga
[13:18] jugithamugi: ….
[13:18] jugithamugi: Eu spun ca Pupaza a fost imediat impuscata
[13:18] master_xss:  interogatia fascinanta pe care tocmai mi-ai adresat-o ma preocupa atat din punct de vedere semantic cat si din punct de vedere critic…
[13:19] jugithamugi: din pacate nu exista nimic ca sa sugereze o interogare, dimpotriva - afirmatie
[13:21] master_xss: Privind radaciinile,afirmatie dumneavoastre si analizand,metaforele din fraza dumneavoastra,raspunul boolean va fi 1 deci ,adevarat,iti multumes tinere voiaj,ca ai ajutat Asociatia femeilor gonite de acasa,si iti uram sa iti satisfaci nevoile fiziologice,cat mai des.
[13:21] jugithamugi: =))
[13:21] jugithamugi: uber cool

[13:22] jugithamugi: Small question ..
[13:22] jugithamugi: are you high?
[13:23] master_xss: Privind arta dex-ului romanesc,si analizand literele,eul meu epic mi-a raspuns true
[13:24] jugithamugi: gg then

Ion ii spune lui Gheorghe:  -Uite, n-ai vrea tu sa stai in biroul asta frumos, n-ai de facut nimic, mai bei o cafea, un suc, mai citesti un ziar, te mai “dai” pe Internet si pentru fiecare ora petrecuta aici eu iti dau 100 de lei (RON, evident)? -Cum sa nu? Grozav! Da’ tie ce-ti iese din asta? -Eu cistig pentru fiecare ora pe care tu o petreci aici 500 de lei. -Nu stau, du-te dracului de exploatator imputit!

Primita pe mess de la Wolf (te mananc daca iti mai skimbi iar adresa la blog.)

Beat Mort: Ultraviolet (Actiune 2006) - Numai pe NetCinema.ro - Vezi filmul: http://www.netcinema.ro/player.php?tip=m&movie=Ultraviolet          NetCinema va doreste vizionare placuta!
Eu: nu vreau ma nu vreau
Eu: hahahaha
Eu: pentru ca nu vreau
Eu: spunemi numele
Eu: zi
Eu: ascult
Beat Mort: Ultraviolet (Actiune 2006) - Numai pe NetCinema.ro - Vezi filmul: http://www.netcinema.ro/player.php?tip=m&movie=Ultraviolet         NetCinema va doreste vizionare placuta! [mass - dai mai departe]
Eu: nuuu
Eu: nu mai vreauuuuu
Beat Mort: wa
Beat Mort: scuze
Beat Mort: te trec la nomass ?
Eu: glumeam ba
Eu: e romu de vina
Eu: )
Beat Mort: nu ma
Beat Mort: da pe astia mai cu motz, va am la nomass
Eu: oh da..
Eu: ma excita
Eu: trece-ma
Beat Mort: gata
Eu: ohhhhh
Eu: mor
Eu: am orgasssmmmmm
Eu: ahhhhh
Eu: daaaaaaaaa
Eu: nu mai pottttt
Eu: spune-mi ceva
Eu: ca sa ma termin complet
Eu: baby?
Eu: gone?
Eu: :((

[20:02] <qdeck> how?
[20:02] <+brian-o> Just stop talking.  You can’t repeat yourself if you don’t speak.
[20:02] * +brian-o obfuscates the situation more.
[20:02] <katmaiAFK> doh…
[20:02] <katmaiAFK> if you don’t repeat yourself you will not cause critical situations like this
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> when your server will simply say. I QUIT
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> and bang!
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> next thing you know
[20:03] <qdeck>
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> it pulls out a gun and blows its brains away
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> DO YOU WANT THAT?
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> you are so selfish
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> and with so much ego
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> only for yourself yea
[20:03] <katmaiAFK> you should feel ashamed of yourself
[20:03] <Priton> Reboot the system [Y/N]:
[20:04] <katmaiAFK> another one…
[20:04] <+brian-o> Hahah.
[20:04] <katmaiAFK> useles….
[20:04] <Priton> No answer received.
[20:04] <+brian-o> qdeck, open the file with a pager like ‘less’ or ‘more’, then scroll to the bottom (hit g), then scroll up using the up button until you find what is causing the message.
[20:04] <Priton> Reboot the system [Y/N]:
[20:04] <+brian-o> It’s saying last message repeated because syslog received xxx amount of the same log line.
[20:04] <katmaiAFK> Priton : MAYBE

wtf9589: should i get the poster with 1 really hot girl or 5 pretty hot girls?
kickassmofo1111: duh get the one with five girls
kickassmofo1111: five tits are better than one
wtf9589: WTF HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A GIRL???

Mina s-a intors. Weeeee

Începe s? devin? un hobby pentru Gogu Kaizer urm?toarea chestie ce-o vei citi. Dar ddf, îl amuz? ?i nu poa’ s? stea a?a, lol. Ca s? nu mai men?ioneze despre nenea 50 Cent, singurul b?rbat de pe P?mânt a c?rui gur? nu st? închis? niciodat?. La propriu. Gogu Kaizer se mir? cum dracu’ de nu-i ?iroiesc balele ?luia când merge pe strad?. În fine, s? ne întoarcem ?i s? contempl?m la alte versuri de mare efect. A, p?cat de intrumentalul melodiei, c? e chiar cul, cu sintetizatorul ?la pe fundal. HC-91, astea…

Ceva special,
De neuitat,
50 de cen?i, Justin, Timbaland, la naiba.

Ea, ea, ea o vrea, eu vreau s? i-o dau,
Ea ?tie asta, e chiar aici pentru ea,
Vreau s? te v?d c? o spargi jos,
Fac scandal, aruncând bani în jur.

Ea o lucreaz? fat?, lucreaz? polul [?]
Ea o sparge jos, ea o ia jos,
Ea e bun? ca dracu’, bla bla bla
Ea face chestia ei afar? pe podea,
Banii banii ei, ea face face,
Uit?-te la felul în care scutur? scutur?
[bla bla bla, ca s? ajungem ?i la Justinea]

M?i, drag?, asta e o er? nou?, ?ie î?i place noua mea nebunie,
Hai s? ne lu?m împreun? poate începem o faz? nou?
Fumul a f?cut clubul ce?os, lumina reflectoarelor nu-?i dau dreptate, m?i, drag?
De ce nu vii aici, m? ai zicând

[Refren]
Aayooh,
Am obosit s? folosesc tehnologia, de ce nu te a?ezi deasupra mea
Aayooh,
Am obosit s? folosesc tehnologia, am nevoie de tine chiar aici în fa?a mea.
Oh, ea o vrea, uh, ea o vrea,
Oh, ea o vrea, uh, ea o vrea,
Oh, ea o vrea, uh, ea o vrea, trebuie s? i-o dau ei.

Coapsele tale, ?oldurile tale, m-ai hipnotizat, las?-m? s?-?i zic [de fo 4 ori].

Aceast? ultim? bucat? repetat? de 4 ori e interpretat? de maestrul Timbaland, acest Moga al americanilor, una din diferen?ele dintre cei doi fiind c? Timbaland este imitat de al?ii, în timp ce Moga e el însu?i o imita?ie.

venita caldutza de la GK am pus direct. sper ca merg diacriticele, daca nu … asta e.

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society. ‘In fact,’ he pointed out, ’some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.’

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, ‘Would you like to know what the painting is really about?’

‘Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?’ asked the couple.

‘Because I’m the guy who painted it,’ he replied.

‘In fact, there are no black men depicted at all! They’re just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.’