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Don’t fuck with bigger dogs.

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Morala ? Don’t fuck with bigger dogs.

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Local calls

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Asa incepe ziua de luni

Lunea e zi de pus in ordine tot.
Se cunoaste ca nu am mai facut update la raptor de o tona de timp :)) Geez.
Applying patches… done.
Fetching 9452 new ports or files… done.
Removing old files and directories…
Cu mare bucurie va anunt faptul ca GTop.ro foloseste noul apache 2.2.6 released in wikend. Wee. Au fost facute cateva [...]

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Sa nu vii cu mancare la work, atunci cand ai colegi infometati, i-a adus prietena lui Razvan cartofi prajiti si carnita Am fost primul, care m-am bagat in ea. Bine, am impartit jumi juma ca fratii asa, cum facem noi cu toate chestiile. La un moment dat i-am spus: “Stii, mana asta a fost [...]

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Bula la scoala

La o scoala, la limba româna, o profesoara le spune elevilor: - Eu va voi arata un obiect si voi îmi spuneti primul lucru la care va gânditi când îl vedeti. Primul obiect, o batista alba fluturând. Gigel: Eu ma gândesc la un razboi care se termina. Andreea: Eu ma gândesc la un prieten drag [...]

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Interogatoriu

Name?
- Abdul AlRazhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no.. I mean male or female.
- Yes: male, female, sometimes even camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, horse, dog.
- But isn.t it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast!

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Dane Cook - Cheaters

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Am ajuns star porno … mare ti-e gradina doamne

manole dan: salut esty?
Eu: ?
manole dan: vreau sa fac un film porno si nu am un baiat tear interesa vre o oferta? NU E GLUMA
manole dan: ITI DAU UN NR DE TEL
manole dan: si ma contactezi daca ai vrea ceva
BUZZ!!!
Eu: )))))))))))))))))))))))
manole dan: ce zici?
Eu: ce ma?
manole dan: NU E GLUMA
manole dan: TE LAS SA TE [...]

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Fuck the beer can

<imthatguy>  One night home from the bars, which aside from the occasional pizza place the only other thing open was this porno store.  I’m not sure why - I think one of my friends wanted to buy a magazine - but we went in, and annoyed the shop’s patrons by picking up every ridiculous sex [...]

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The best name EVER !!!

<Shovel> I ran across the worst named person in the world today…
<Shovel> I’m sitting in the waiting room at my doctor’s office, waiting for a physical before I go off to college in a few weeks.
<Shovel> I’m a little early and there are other people in the waiting room so when the nurse comes out [...]

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