* You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
* You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
* Job interfering with your drinking.
* Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
* Career won’t progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
* The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
* Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
* 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
* Two hands and just one mouth… - now THAT’S a drinking problem!
* You can focus better with one eye closed.
* The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
* Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
* Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
* Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
* At AA meetings you begin: “Hi, my name is… uh…”
* Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
* You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
* The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…

IndexOptions
IndexOptions controls the appearance of server generated directing listings, by adding icons, file descriptions, and so on. If Options Indexes is set, the Web server generates a directory listing when the Web server receives an HTTP request for a directory without an index.

First, the Web server looks in the requested directory for a file matching the names isted in the DirectoryIndex directive (usually, index.html). If an index.html file is not found, Apache HTTP Server creates an HTML directory listing of the requested directory. The appearance of this directory listing is controlled, in part, by the IndexOptions directive.

FancyIndexing
This means that a user can re-sort a directory listing by clicking on column headers. Another click on the same header will switch from ascending to descending order. FancyIndexing also shows different icons for different files, based upon file extensions.

The default configuration on a cPanel powered server turns off FancyIndexing. To enable this feature, do the following:

1. Makse sure the file httpd-autoindex.conf exists in /etc/httpd/conf/extra directory
2. Add the following directives to your /etc/httpd/conf/httpd.conf file:
   <IfModule mod_autoindex.c>
   IndexOptions FancyIndexing IconHeight=16 IconWidth=16
   </ifModule>
3. Run this command to restart httpd:
   • /scripts/restartsrv httpd

La multi ani Liviule. Femei multe, bani si mai multi, si noroc sa nu poti duce. Atata iti urez, pentru ca daca le ai pe astea nu iti mai trebe nimic

Primit leapsa, de la Lywyu, o dau mai departe :)) dar m-am facut de ras.

52 words

Leapsa merge la ProgramareSociala, Groparu !!!, si Minte Creata wassup girl?

sorry dewd, nu ma pot abtine

HTTP Status 500 -

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type Exception report

message

description The server encountered an internal error () that prevented it from fulfilling this request.

exception

java.lang.NullPointerException
	org.blojsom.servlet.BlojsomServlet.service(BlojsomServlet.java:377)
	javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	org.blojsom.filter.PermalinkFilter.doFilter(PermalinkFilter.java:207)
	org.blojsom.filter.SkipEntriesFilter.doFilter(SkipEntriesFilter.java:103)
	org.blojsom.filter.PageFilter.doFilter(PageFilter.java:167)
	org.blojsom.filter.FeedFilter.doFilter(FeedFilter.java:198)

note The full stack trace of the root cause is available in the Apache Tomcat/5.5.20 logs.

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Apache Tomcat/5.5.20

Destul de ok regizat din trailer, trailerul are 2 minute jumate, si iti poti da seama bine de tot ce e prin film. Cred ca o sa fie frumusel. Asteptam lansarea

Never back DOWN !

And some shots from behind the scenes

Rock on

error while loading shared libraries: libavdevice.so.52: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory

right, this error usually comes when ldconfig does not know where to search for the libraries, so, in order to help it out,  on my fedora/centos systems, i did the following:

cd /etc/ld.so.conf.d

add another file:  custom-libs.conf

inside, put :

/usr/local/lib

save,

then do ldconfig, et voila.

Enjoy

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.”

The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”