## Twilight Saga – Breaking Dawn – trailer preview

Mda, presimt ca o sa trebuiasca sa ajung in cinema sa vad si “ze epic finale” ca Harry Poker. Nu pricep de ce trebuie ultima parte impartita in 2 bullshituri de parti, cand o tona de oameni vor sa se termine odata cu prostia asta de film.

Bineinteles, stupid me, e vorba de bani ca deh, de ce sa dai o singura data bani si sa vezi poate un film bunicel daca ar comprima 2 “parti” intr-una cand poti sa dai de 2 ori bani sa vezi o lalaiala de actiune, actori care reusesc sa te enerveze, si cgi prost nu ?

Nu stiu cum vi se pare voua dar eu cand o vad pe Kristen Stewart pe ecran am impresia ca e constant constipata.

## Mathematic and logic

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

‘REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM’